1. Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
wahi Question compulsory hote hai
2. Sardarji having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.So gave an ad for asking suggestions.A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?
3. May God give u,

Tata ka status,

Vajpayee ki dhiraj,

Laaden ki himmat,

Bill Gates ki income,

Bush ki taqat,

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..
4. Arz kiya hai,Tu gaya uski gali main, Tu gaya uski gali main, Bola dil se dil laga Lo, Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola, "Jute chappal'' thik karva Lo.
5. men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.
'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.
'No, 6 should be enough.'